I promise to be brief

I know what you mean about wishing somebody wasn’t there, though. It’s just, usually it’s myself that I wish I could get away from. Seriously, think about this. I have never been anywhere that I haven’t been. I’ve never had a kiss when I wasn’t one of the kissers. You know, I’ve never gone to the movies, when I wasn’t there in the audience. I’ve never been out bowling, if I wasn’t there, you know making some stupid joke. I think that’s why so many people hate themselves. Seriously, it’s just they are sick to death of being around themselves. Let’s say that you and I were together all the time, then you’d start to hate a lot of my mannerisms. The way every time we would have people over, I’d be insecure, and I’d get a little too drunk. Or the way I’d tell the same stupid pseudo-intellectual story again, and again. You see, I’ve heard all those stories. So of course I’m sick of myself. But being with you, it’s made me feel like I’m somebody else.